Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shade
Tsar Napoleon.
A French press
Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"
Mourning
Linoleum blown apart
3 days by panzer
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
French Toast.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Canada.
Because they are always uf.
Albert Camoo
Toulouse
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Condom-Mints
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.
They don't understand the concept of charging.
Kilometrey Cyrus.
Battle Royale with Cheese.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
The dordogne.
Tourists
That's not nice.
Napoleon Blownapart!
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
She was maid in France!
Paras
In France.
Ribbit
Linoleum Blownapart
Did they release a GTA Go
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
Rue Dolph
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
They were cooked in Greece
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Mourning wood
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
Francium.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
The 7th Panzer division
The 7th German Panzer Division
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Because of the towel ban
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
