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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black