Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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He has to wait for the verb.

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Because they are always uf.

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Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

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Let's be Avenue

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German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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The Germans like shade