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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

March Jokes More March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.