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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade