Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk