April Sale - 20% Off

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Previous Random Joke Next
German Jokes More German Jokes

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade