Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale