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March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Recede Hareline Jokes More Recede Hareline Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!