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March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.