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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline