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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.