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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.