Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.