Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.