Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.