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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.