Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!