Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!