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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.