What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Can I please get a drink

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!