What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.