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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!