What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.