What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.