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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.