How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.