Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!