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Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.