How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer