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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..