DODGE!!!
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
He was trying to dodge the draft.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
They are always full of seed.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
A Dell.
The people miss Harambe.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
A paws!
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
A brother, because you can choose your friends.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
They always go to the hanger.
