Dodge Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Michael Brown Jokes More Michael Brown Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

How many have 28 days?

All 12

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.