Dodge Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Piccolo Jokes More Piccolo Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Prettiest Jokes More Prettiest Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

W Jokes More W Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0