Dodge Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement