His brother with the laptop.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
DODGE!!!
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
If its black it aint good
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Stop laughing and reload.
It was on paws
A PAW-se
The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."
With lots of drafts
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
He threw out the W's
