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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.