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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts