Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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To avoid monkey suits

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.