Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts