Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.