Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.