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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!