Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts