How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...