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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...