How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!