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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.