He touched the beaker before it was cool.
An egg in a duck.
A personal space man
When the big hand touches the little hand.
An emo-g
Disney movies can still touch children.
Do not touch.
A PDF file.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Shocked.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
The big hand touches the little hand.
Because he's extinct
You Blink Your Eyes.
I bearly touched her.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
The big hand's touching the little hand.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
Do not touch
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Danger: Do not touch
George Lucas.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
When the big hand touches the little one.
David Cop-a-feel
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
Can't touch this!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Don't touch this.
Bernie Sanders
He wrote sheet music.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
They exorcise.
Dress her as a choirboy
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Because they get under your skin.
A pedal physician in the fetal position.
She kept running away from the ball.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Because they're always Burning calories!
An IPhone.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
A tire.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
