He touched the beaker before it was cool.
An egg in a duck.
A personal space man
An emo-g
Disney Movies still touch kids
Disney movies can still touch children.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Do not touch.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Shocked.
The big hand touches the little hand.
Because he's extinct
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
The big hand's touching the little hand.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
Do not touch
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Danger: Do not touch
George Lucas.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
When the big hand touches the little one.
Can't touch this!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Don't touch this.
Bernie Sanders
Neverland Ranch.
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Racist.
She was cross eyed.
A horse with his eyes closed!
He does lots of bare-obics.
Lots of bad pickup lines.
Because you already know she'll work out.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Doug
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Because he's dead.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
