He touched the beaker before it was cool.
An egg in a duck.
Can't Touch This
A personal space man
When the big hand touches the little hand.
He touched a lot of people.
A fetaphile
An emo-g
It is always look but don't touch.
Disney movies can still touch children.
Don't touch my marbles.
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
Do not touch.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
A PDF file.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Shocked.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
They touched some many lives
When the big hand touches the little hand
The big hand touches the little hand.
Because he's extinct
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
You Blink Your Eyes.
I bearly touched her.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Because she was touched by Jesus.
The big hand's touching the little hand.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Do not touch
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
The clap.
Danger: Do not touch
When the big hand touches the little one
George Lucas.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
When the big hand touches the little one.
David Cop-a-feel
Ebowla.
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
Can't touch this!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Don't touch my booty
Don't touch this.
Bernie Sanders
She returned home with a red snapper.
He had a wail of a time.
David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft
Because he is dead.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Because people are dying to get in.
They were graduated
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
No touching!
