Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
By using a bottle opener
Virgins.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
He goes back 4 seconds.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
To make sure his cross fit.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
A PDF file.
Because thyme heals all wounds.
