Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Because England was discovered before the USA!
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
The windshield.
Because Jesus saves.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
The door won't close
Closed for Winter".
A personal space man
It is always look but don't touch.
His wounds always heel.
Because thyme heals all wounds.
