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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

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