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What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'