What is Biz Markie's favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear