What is Biz Markie's favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear