Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything