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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.