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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.