Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.