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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.