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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.