What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.