What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)