Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Alpaca lunch!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
A barrel organ.
An under cover cop.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
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