What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING