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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.