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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.