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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.