What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser