What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.