What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality