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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.