What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.