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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."