What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.