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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality