How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast