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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.