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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulb What lightbulb

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.