How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar