Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

American President Jokes More American President Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.