Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Intellectual Jokes More Intellectual Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone