Baghdad!
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
Alley-oop Akbar
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
F18...B52...F18
They give their women awesome Dinar.
A Daeshboard
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Iran!
Pack your trunk and clear out!
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because they can't even.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
When the leash goes slack.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Lincoln, he was in a cent
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Moo Zealand!
At the Schopenhauer.
Is the question.
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
