Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.