Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.