Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!