Iraqi Jokes

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Alley-oop Akbar

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

F18...B52...F18

They give their women awesome Dinar.

A Daeshboard

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

A seasoned traveller.

Best vicious of the season

Because Greece lightening

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Gets arrested*

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

I Love Pizza & You

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

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