Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
A bird that lays down!
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
See ya next month.
Because it's always black and white.
