Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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His smellular phone!

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.