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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.