What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!