How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.