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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.