How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.