How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud