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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..