How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!