An old man yelling at the cloud
Catch.
Because he wanted to get baked.
Because they have no attachments.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
I feel so enlightninged!
Thunderwear.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Nothing.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
She deleted that email.
Because they're shellfish.
They like rock.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Not-a-Yeti
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
