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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen