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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud