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What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"