What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"