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What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"