What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.