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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.