How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear