How do bulls drive their cars?

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear