How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.