How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.