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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands