Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli