What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.