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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.