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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.