Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.