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Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.