Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

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Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.