Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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He got arrested for possession.

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He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.