Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.