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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.