Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.