Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.