Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.