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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery