Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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On television!

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.