Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.