Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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