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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.