Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.