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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess