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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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