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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess