Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.