Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo