Princess Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.