What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess