What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

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Darth Vader.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess