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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess