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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached