Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.