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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!