Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory