Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.