Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!