April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...