Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
A "brother" one."
You're my brother in arms!
It takes 21 days to make a habit.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
A dead school bus!
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Attire.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...