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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.