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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.