Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.