Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.