Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.