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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Camelot Jokes More Camelot Jokes

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.