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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.