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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.