How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.