What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet