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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.