What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.