What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.