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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry