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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.