April Sale - 20% Off

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.