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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...