What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in