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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.