What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.