What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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An elevator has a GF

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.