What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.