What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.