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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.