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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter