What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter