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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.